Summer holiday season means that our English roses decamp to the continent for weeks of depraved orgies, drunkenness and the very high chance of being gang raped.
Sex outdoors, sex indoors, sex with toilet plungers and sex in bars, sex on tables and sex outside cafes as families eat their bacon and eggs. If this was the behaviour of the women-folk in a healthy society it would be thought of as a national emergency. The British take selfies and post it on their Instagram accounts...